Mr. Badluck

by The Haberdasher

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1.
Introduction 00:48
“Beginning at the dawn of time, A proprietor of goods divine We stumbled on in times of need, To hear about his noble deeds He’s been around the world twelve times, He’s seen the castles with walls of vines Our debt to him is to tell his tales, For he himself is within the veil His story can’t be told much faster, The legend of The Haberdasher…”
2.
Simmer In It 03:30
So this world is changing yet again, My lessons learned, let loose by a pen Imperfections, in the direction move forward to zen, But your happiness is hiding while you’re counting to ten So I rhyme to bring light to the fight that we face, You can’t move a mile while you are running in place, On a spherical treadmill that means nothing to space The speed of our orbit is the pace of your race We all have an end (We all will come to find our end) But you battle and rattle the chains of world peace, Instead of curing curable disease Your wars can start fires on top of the sea, No mercy for the weak you just do as you please So bring it on out, you know you fucking want to, Make yourself brain dead and blame it on nothing to do, Blind yourself, remind this hell that heaven never wanted you, Keeping up the killings and posting it on the news We all have an end (We all will come to find our end) Take these points from the people who lived in the past, Give your life some meaning ‘cus you know it won’t last They say that time flies, don’t tell you how fast, Your perspective is everything the universe is vast The message ain’t hidden, just hoping to send, It’s not fucking hard to be a good friend, To those who have lost and have nothing to spend, Step it up and find truth ‘cus we all have an end We all have an end (We all will come to find our end) We all will end
3.
Perspective 02:17
“There are times when what he sees he disagrees with Times where people are weak, They are wrong We must be strong We must be steadfast in our bonds And we must keep them…”
4.
Not just anyone, Can taste my Armageddon It takes a certain kind of spine, To bear this weight of mine You’re not welcome You can’t bear the weight, bear the weight You can’t shoulder the burden, You can’t bear the weight Thick, As Thieves Thick as, Thieves I picked you up from the bottom You drop me off on your way up Ooo, dick move dude You gotta stay thick as thieves throughout the thick and thin of it You’re not welcome You can’t bear the weight, bear the weight You can’t shoulder the burden, You can’t bear the weight Thick, As Thieves Thick as, Thieves
5.
“Good evening gentlemen and ladies. Thank you for joining us tonight for the performance of Mr. Badluck by The Haberdasher. We hope you will really enjoy the next song about a gang of fucking assholes…” “The year was 1673. I was in Paris, France The sky was painted a sultry crimson red, And the vendors had long since retired their daily routines, And the ‘crème de la crème’ had gone to Salon I figured maybe I could peddle a bit of my wares Gentlemen they appeared and friends they became… or so I thought Turns out they were a little too ‘highbrow’ for The Haberdasher…”
6.
Banquet 02:53
Faux amis, faux amis Faux amis, faux amis Faux amis, faux amis Ahh, Uhh, Ohh, Whoaaa, Banquet Allons à la grande fête de faux (Faux amis, faux amis) Je vais apporter la fucking crème brûlée Banquet Un, deux, trois Faux amis, faux amis Un, deux, trois Faux amis, faux amis go Faux amis, faux amis Faux amis, faux amis Faux amis, faux amis Faux amis, faux amis Ahh, Uhh, Ohh, Whoaaa, Banquet Allons à la grande fête de faux (Faux amis, faux amis) Je vais apporter la fucking crème brûlée Banquet Un, deux, trois Faux amis, faux amis Un, deux, trois Faux amis, faux amis, go Faux amis, faux amis Banquet
7.
The Bottle 00:54
So an incubus, a manwhore, and a cuckold walk into a bar…
8.
Mr. Badluck 02:16
Husband: You see that prick at the end of the bar I saw my wife getting out of his car Her hair was done and her heels were high, She wasn’t even trying to hide So now you see, I’ve got this gun in my pants, The motherfucker ain’t got no chance His hand was placed right between her thighs, And now it’s time for him to die The Haberdasher: Two men sit there before our eyes, One will live and one will die I know both men of whom we speak, This riddle I’ll repeat I’m sorry for your loss my friend, These words might bring about an end To one who has done nothing wrong, A father to a son The other has done evil deeds But may not know about your creed, Whose blood will end up on the floor, The choice is yours All: Two bit slick fuck, Call him Mr. Badluck, He hangs his hat on a bottle of gin He once tried to cross The Haberdasher, I gave him bad luck for his sins Two bit slick fuck, Call him Mr. Badluck, He got a bullet between his eyes He is always sittin’ in the wrong place, At exactly the right time
9.
“The Japanese Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare defines hikikomori as a condition where the affected individual isolates themselves from society in their homes for a period exceeding six months. In the most extreme cases, some people remain in isolation for years or even decades…” “Fleeing to Japan to seek an end to his curse, Mr. Badluck brutally fails and becomes hikikomori in a desperate attempt to escape his fate…”
10.
Hikikomori 02:53
Hikikomori ひきこもり Hikikomori ひきこもり Hikikomori ひきこもり Traveling to The East, Kannushi 神主 he is seeking, To break the curse he made it worse, He traveled all around the world Finally you will see, Time won’t set you free Oh no your soul is broken for that little girl, hey Hikikomori ひきこもり Hikikomori ひきこもり Hikikomori ひきこもり In his geki sema 激せまシェアハウス Shinbun 新聞 gathering on the floor To keep him warm and read, The stories of his disconnection (disconnected world) Front page catches his eye, Beasts of peaceful tide Kujira 鯨 The sinking of the whales, Beware the terrible tale Sinking deeper spears, Cursed throughout the years Peacefully asleep, Tragedy is creeping in Oh no, tōrō 灯籠, no hope, Hanatsu 放つ set the fire free Fate won’t let you escape, The choices that you have made Shōnetsu jigoku 焦熱地獄 Hikikomori ひきこもり Hikikomori ひきこもり Hikikomori ひきこもり
11.
“A ship to save us, Su evas ot pihs a from the storm Gold and Silver, He’s never paid in revlis dna dlog From the ashes, Sehsa eht morf we will crawl Every tale, Separate paths he lays before you The flesh is strong, Gnorts si hself eht the mind is able Our mortal debts, Stbed latrom ruo we must deliver Crawl…”
12.
Crawl 04:13
We all meet him in our own way, A ship to save us from the storm A broken limb that mends the same day, A match, a flame to keep us warm He’s never paid in gold or silver, The choice is ours to rise or fall Our mortal debts we must deliver, And from the ashes we will crawl We will crawl You must choose of good or evil, To overcome or fall below And will you see another sequel, He’s got a ticket to your show To change your mind in fits of anger, The scales tip to weigh your soul And you might meet him as a stranger, The hatted man you’ll never know You’ll never know Use every tale and every fable, To break the chain the binds our hands The flesh is strong the mind is able, So will you make your final stand Separate paths he lays before you, To run away or face the night Will you cleanse the lies with your truth, Or suffer pride and damn the light Damn the light You must choose of good or evil, To overcome or fall below And when you see another sequel, He’s got a ticket to your show To change your mind in fits of anger, The scales tip to weigh your soul And you might meet him as a stranger, The hatted man you’ll never know You’ll never know
13.
After centuries of being cursed with perpetual death and reincarnation, Mr. Badluck can no longer bear the weight of his curse. He crumbles; his insane shrieks of desperation reverberate through the halls of the state facility where, at this particular point in his tale, we leave him...

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released March 31, 2017

All songs written and performed by The Haberdasher.

Additional Vocals:
Kaori Yaga on In The Garden
Jim Frank on Peril in Paris

The Haberdasher is:
Robin Schweihofer - The Amenuensis
Daniel Peake - The Oculist
Ryan McInnis - The Orator
Steven Kautz - The Horologist

Recorded, Engineered, Produced, and Mastered by Andrew Dunaj of PressCraft Audio

Layout: Matt Selepack
Photography: Ryan Nisbett

The Haberdasher would like to thank Reilly Pauly and RAD Concepts Hair Studio, Andrew Dunaj of PressCraft Audio, & Jim Frank for the French lessons. We would also like to thank all the friends and fans.

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